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		<title>Bar back</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2011 21:43:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Dietsch</dc:creator>
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Unless otherwise noted, text and photos copyright &#169; 2011 Michael Dietsch. All rights reserved. No reproduction permitted without prior consent.Bar back Preparing a Serious Eats post on Thanksgiving cocktails. Someone decided to help.]]></description>
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<p>Preparing a Serious Eats post on Thanksgiving cocktails. Someone decided to help.</p>
<p><a title="Bar back by Michael Dietsch, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/dietsch/6335764022/"><img src="http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6041/6335764022_247e78a8a7.jpg" alt="Bar back" width="500" height="375" /></a></p>
<p><a title="Bar back by Michael Dietsch, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/dietsch/6335006507/"><img src="http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6215/6335006507_0a628952b4.jpg" alt="Bar back" width="500" height="375" /></a></p>
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		<title>A Boy Named Glenfiddich</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2007 19:06:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Dietsch</dc:creator>
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Unless otherwise noted, text and photos copyright &#169; 2011 Michael Dietsch. All rights reserved. No reproduction permitted without prior consent.A Boy Named Glenfiddich So that&#8217;s why I&#8217;m called Glenfiddich A MAN named after his father&#8217;s favourite whisky has travelled 4,000 miles to see the distillery that makes it. The American, Nicholas Glenfiddich Lahren, thought to [...]]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://news.scotsman.com/scotland.cfm?id=529922007">So that&#8217;s why I&#8217;m called Glenfiddich</a></p>
<blockquote><p>A MAN named after his father&#8217;s favourite whisky has travelled 4,000 miles to see the distillery that makes it.</p>
<p>The American, Nicholas Glenfiddich Lahren, thought to be the only person christened Glenfiddich, made a pilgrimage to the Speyside distillery where the single malt is made.</p></blockquote>
<p>Hmmmm&#8230; How does Sazerac Dietsch sound?</p>
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		<title>SPOON!</title>
		<link>http://www.adashofbitters.com/2007/01/02/spoon/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Jan 2007 03:31:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Dietsch</dc:creator>
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Unless otherwise noted, text and photos copyright &#169; 2011 Michael Dietsch. All rights reserved. No reproduction permitted without prior consent.SPOON! Why should it be that when I search for &#8220;bar spoon&#8221; on Amazon.com, I get this little bit of creepiness?]]></description>
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<p>Why should it be that when I search for &#8220;bar spoon&#8221; on Amazon.com, I get this little bit of creepiness?</p>
<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Safeway-Systems-CareRails-Jr%252e-Safety/dp/B000A88KDQ/sr=1-76/qid=1167794960/ref=sr_1_76/102-6620944-8325710?ie=UTF8&#038;s=home-garden"><img src="http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000A88KDQ.01-A23NLORBGXOLEO._SS400_SCLZZZZZZZ_V1138925868_.jpg" alt="Creepy girl on stairs" /></a></p>
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		<title>New cocktails!</title>
		<link>http://www.adashofbitters.com/2006/10/19/new-cocktails/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Oct 2006 02:29:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Dietsch</dc:creator>
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Unless otherwise noted, text and photos copyright &#169; 2011 Michael Dietsch. All rights reserved. No reproduction permitted without prior consent.New cocktails! I can&#8217;t reproduce the image without paying a damn expensive license fee, but Cartoonbank has a fun little mixology-related cartoon that was recently in the New Yorker. It&#8217;s worth a click. Thanks to Emdashes [...]]]></description>
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<p>I can&#8217;t reproduce the image without paying a damn expensive license fee, but Cartoonbank has a fun little mixology-related <a title="Cartoonbank: New cocktails" href="http://www.cartoonbank.com/product_details.asp?mscssid=T2FVMN0WQBJ98JWH9WJTRG3KUX2758NA&#038;sitetype=1&#038;sid=123057&#038;did=4">cartoon</a> that was recently in the <em>New Yorker.</em> It&#8217;s worth a click. Thanks to <a title="Emdashes: funniest cartoon this week" href="http://emdashes.com/2006/10/funniest-cartoon-this-week.php">Emdashes</a> for the link.</p>
<p>(I know, I know&#8211;from a computer-nerd standpoint, I could easily reproduce it, but I don&#8217;t want lawyers after me. And is it just me, but does Tunatini sound less weird than some real drinks out there?)</p>
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